Slightly Titled

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

shuckl:

athomewithgaymione:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

heiseland:

Are you a wizard ? … 

What the fuck kind of Xena Warrior Princess bullshit is this?!

its called fucking physics

that still takes some skill to pull off even if you understand the physics behind it stop being a self-righteous nerd about it and let people have their fun

shuckl:

athomewithgaymione:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

heiseland:

Are you a wizard ? … 

What the fuck kind of Xena Warrior Princess bullshit is this?!

its called fucking physics

that still takes some skill to pull off even if you understand the physics behind it stop being a self-righteous nerd about it and let people have their fun

adriennepitts:

It’s going to be quite a while before I can share the DSLR photographs I took in Iceland with you, so for the meanwhile, here are some of my favourite Instagram shots taken during 5 days in this most magical of places. I cannot wait to return, and explore this treasure of a place even further… If you’d like to see more you can visit me @hellopoe on Instagram!

Much unsafe, holy ice, such wow

Much unsafe, holy ice, such wow

defranco:

New Vlog with Linz.  Nice little surprise for you near the 4 minute mark as well ;) (X)